thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
