dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
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She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
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I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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