Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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