i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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