once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
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She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
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so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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