the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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