dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
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At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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