You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
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I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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