Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
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First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
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just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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