So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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