I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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