i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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