Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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