Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
time to smoke my breakfast
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
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