butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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