I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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