i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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