Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
he told me I talked like a deaf person
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he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
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He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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