I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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