He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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