Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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