Already got asked if we're dating
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
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i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
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Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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