Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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