Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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