This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
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I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
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This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
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