if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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