He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
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We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
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let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Will exercising make me less horny?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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