i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
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We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
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I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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