i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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