I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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