I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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