I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
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just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
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i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
How drunk are you?
Completed.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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