They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Randomize