It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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