once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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