He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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