Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
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It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
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I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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