I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
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just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
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Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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