What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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