Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
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Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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