i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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