I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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