can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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