Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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