I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Blood and glitter go together right?
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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