With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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