I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
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you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
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So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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