that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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