I didn't shave. On purpose
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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