A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
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He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
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Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
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