Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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