I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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