I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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