Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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